Funny Dialogs/ Scenes
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The Iron Queen (Herbstnacht) – Julie Kagawa
Between Meghan, Ash and Puck
A note was wrapped around the stick, and as I pulled it off, Ash gently took the branch from me, narrowing his eyes. “Do you know what this is?” he murmured.
Puck smirked. “Uh, yes, actually. In most circles, it’s called a stick. Used for starting fires, poking large insects, and playing fetch with your dog.”
Between Meghan and Grimalkin
He stared at me expectantly, and I raised my hands. “What? What are you getting at, Grim?”
Grimalkin thumped his tail. “It is times like these I am ever more grateful that I am a cat,” he sighed. “Why do you think I brought you that creature, human? To keep up my stalking skills? I assure you, they are quite adequate already. Please attempt to use the brain I know is hidden somewhere in that head.
City of Bones – Cassandra Clare
Between Clary, Jace and Simon
She decided to answer the question with a question. „Aren’t you tired?“
His voice was low. „I’ve never been more awake.“
He bent to kiss her, cupping her face with his free hand. Their lips touched, lightly at first, and then with a stronger pressure. It was at precisely that moment that Simon threw open the bedroom door and stepped out into the hall. He was blinking and tousle-haired and without his glasses, but he could see well enough. „What the hell?“ he demanded, so loudly that Clary leaped away from Jace as if his touch burned her. „Simon! What are you—I mean, I thought you were—“
„Asleep? I was,“ he said.
The tops of his cheekbones had flushed dark red through his tan, the way they always did when he was embarrassed or upset. „Then I woke up and you weren’t there, so I thought…“
Clary couldn’t think of a thing to say. Why hadn’t it occurred to her that this might happen? Why hadn’t she said they should go to Jace’s room? The answer was as simple as it was awful: She had forgotten about Simon completely.
„I’m sorry,“ she said, not sure who she was even speaking to. Out of the corner of her eye she thought she saw Jace shoot her a look of white rage—but when she glanced at him, he looked as he always did: easy, confident, slightly bored. „In future, Clarissa,“ he said, „it might be wise to mention that you already have a man in your bed, to avoid such tedious situations.“
„You invited him into bed?“ Simon demanded, looking shaken.
„Ridiculous, isn’t it?“ said Jace. „We would never have all fit.“
Summer’s Crossing – Julie Kagawa
Between Ash and Puck
“So,” I said brightly, falling into step behind the brooding prince.
“Grimalkin. We’re going to find him, right?”
“Any idea where he is?”
“Any idea where to start looking?”
“You do realize that doesn’t constitute much of a plan, right ice-boy?”
He turned to glare at me, which I considered a small triumph. Ash usually ignored my goading. Anytime I could poke through his icy indifference was a victory. Of course, when poking the Winter prince, one had to proceed with caution. There was a fine line between irritation and having icicles hurled at your face.
Ash and Puck
Now all we had to do was find Leanansidhe’s violin and get out of Arcadia without blowing our cover. And, knowing the Summer Queen and her obsessive tendencies, it would probably be somewhere in her private chambers. That was going to make things…challenging. I glanced at Ash. I could think of one way to get into the queen’s bedroom, but he would probably flip out if I suggested that, so I kept my mouth shut.
“What?” Ash sighed. I blinked.
“You’re giving me that look,” he continued as we stopped several yards from the gates, which were guarded by two massive trolls in red and brass uniforms. “That look that says you have a plan and I’m not going to like it. At all.”
“Well…yes, I do have an idea…”
“And…you’re not going to like it. At all.”
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